But this comic from xkcd captures modern online marketing really well — and some of these sound like teaser pitches I’ve seen in my email box. A nice dose of perspective when an email pitch makes you start to quiver with desire, greed or fear:
Thanks to Randall Munroe at xkcd.com — I had a nice laugh at this one. Got a favorite historical (or current) headline you want to rewrite to get the attention of readers everywhere? Feel free to share with a comment below!