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Ten ways you know the economy is getting tough…..

10. You can now buy a corporate jet on Craigs list.
9. The IRS starts offering airmiles rewards for tax payments. 
8. You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
7. People in Beverly Hills fire their nannies and learn their children's names.
6. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are worth more than U.S. car company stocks.
5. The most highly-paid job is jury duty.
4. Mothers in Africa tell their kids, "finish your plate; kids are starving in America."
3. The Mafia starts laying off judges.
2. You buy a toaster oven, they give you a bank.
And number one way you know the economy is getting tough….
1. When your check is returned for "insufficient funds" you need to call your bank to ask if they meant you or them.

It doesn't get much lighter than this. Obama undressing a 16 yr old girl with his eyes. Btw, this is not a political rant, just funny as hell.