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Christian Dehaemer

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Legally Raid China’s Pantry: Opportunity in Mongolia?

By StockGumshoe ⋅ February 3, 2010 ⋅ 11 comments

This teaser ad looks like it’s the launch of a new service from Christian DeHaemer, who has blessed us with a great many “Indiana Jones” teasers over the years, talking about the tiny companies he’s been ferreting out in frontier markets and war zones for the newsletters he used to edit at Taipan — now [...]

“The Ultimate ‘Pirate Fighting’ Stock”

By StockGumshoe ⋅ May 12, 2009 ⋅ 7 comments

This is a situation perfect for Christian DeHaemer’s Crisis Trader newsletter — a hostile environment, an unmet need, lots of shooting and fighting, just the kind of stuff his copywriters eat up.
But this time, it’s not about extracting nickel or oil from a politically sensitive area or building a copper mine during a shootout, it’s [...]

The Great Red Oil War (part three — Turkmenistan)

By StockGumshoe ⋅ April 3, 2009 ⋅ 16 comments

Well, is anyone tired of the “Great Red Oil War” yet? Wake up! We’re closing it out today with what Christian DeHaemer calls “the biggest potential boomer of the bunch.”
If you missed installments one and two — which would be terribly sad, after the fun we’ve had — those articles are here (the [...]

The Great Red Oil War” part two (Uganda)

By StockGumshoe ⋅ April 2, 2009 ⋅ 8 comments

“RED PROFIT TARGET #2: Small oil firm scores big dark continent ‘gusher’
“’Gusher.’ That’s exactly the word the Financial Times recently used to describe this company’s 2 billion-barrel oil find in Uganda — the largest in sub-Saharan Africa in a decade…”
That’s the beginning of our little teaser for the second “Great Red Oil War” stock pick [...]

“The Great Red Oil War” (Kurdistan and African Oil) — Crisis Trader

By StockGumshoe ⋅ April 1, 2009 ⋅ 21 comments

Now this is an ad! I love the political baiting and the scaremongering, especially when it’s about the “Reds” — good stuff.
The ad we’re looking at, if you’re just back from a trip to the International Space Station and you happened to miss it, is from Christian DeHaemer for his Crisis Trader [...]

The EMN Initiative Goes Live: 14,541% Gains?

By StockGumshoe ⋅ March 9, 2009 ⋅ 8 comments

Today we’re again hearing from old friend Christian DeHaemer (”old friend” as in, “don’t even know what he looks like and have never spoken to him but read lots of his ads”) — he’s selling his BreakAway Investor newsletter with this pitch …
“On March 31st, 2009, The “EMN Initiative” Goes Live
“A Historic Government Mandate Awards [...]

Crude Oil’s “Bounce Multiplier” — Crisis Trader

By StockGumshoe ⋅ January 12, 2009 ⋅ 18 comments

“On January 21st, Crude Oil’s ‘Bounce Multiplier’ Kicks In… A first-in-history mix of factors offers you a brief chance to gain 190 times your money from the biggest petroleum price-rebound of all time.” That’s how Christian DeHaemer gets our juices flowing for his current pick of an obscure little oil company … what’s he talking about?

“Illegal for Every American Investor – UNTIL NOW”

By StockGumshoe ⋅ November 14, 2008 ⋅ 20 comments

This ad comes in from the good folks at Breakaway Investor, which has jettisoned its old editor and is now run by Christian DeHaemer. Breakaway Investor under Andrew Mickey was extremely active in the teaser game, sending out email ads very aggressively, and it appears that’s not likely to change.
Here’s the intro:
“As [...]

“Petroleum Pendulum Profit Window” Taipan Crisis Trader

By StockGumshoe ⋅ October 6, 2008 ⋅ 12 comments

The fact that the financial world is coming apart at the seams doesn’t seem to be slowing down the newsletters — I don’t know whether their advice is going to help you keep your portfolio intact while all about you are losing theirs, but they certainly think that the US investors is desperate for [...]

“$40.5 Billion Windfall from a Dictator’s Death” Crisis Trader

By StockGumshoe ⋅ September 19, 2008 ⋅ 16 comments

“An evil tyrant’s demise offers you a chance to gain 12 times your money instantly — or turn five grand into $950,000 or more — as the coveted gas reserves he controlled finally get tapped…”
I’ve spent a fair amount of time in the last couple years looking at the ads from Christian DeHaemer’s Crisis Trader [...]

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