“Little-known ‘S.E.A.’ Event to Rock Financial World on Nov. 19?”

The latest teaser ad for Jeff Clark’s S&A Short Report is getting a lot of attention from my readers — it’s all about something they call a “Special Earnings Announcement” (SEA), which essentially means an earnings announcement that stands out as likely to cause an outsized move in the stock, either up or down. [...]

“48 Karat Gold: An Investment Worth Twice Its Weight in Gold”

Well, the gold price seems to be recovering slightly this morning after a few days of backtracking once it got close to the $1,000 level again … so it’s time to look at another gold ad, no?
Today’s feature is an ad for the Big Gold service from Casey Research, edited by Jeff Clark (there are [...]

“Screw You! — Scam the Richest CEOs in America”

One of the introductions to this ad reads thus:

“Use this code: CKUCU.
“If you go to your brokerage account today… type in stock ticker COF… and enter the code’s 5 letters – you’ll receive $920 within 5 minutes.”
But the more fun introduction, the one that’s probably really getting peoples’ attention, is this:
“Use Code [...]

Collecting “Market Commissions” on Stocks — Jeff Clark

It’s baaaack! Jeff Clark’s Advanced Income investment newsletter is now being sold using yet another ad that has a clever invented name for his strategy — this time, we’re told that you can make a “market commission” on your stock and pull in money from your broker in just ten minutes.

“Beginning right [...]

“Unclaimed Dividends: 2-page form, collect $2,100″ Jeff Clark

“If you complete and return the 2-page form sampled above, your broker could pay you $2,100 in less than 2 weeks. What’s even more incredible is that soon after you could receive an additional check for about $1,200.”
That’s the latest “free money” tease from the folks at Stansberry & Associates — leading us into [...]

“Quick Draws” and “No Money Down” Options

This is a new email that people have been sending my way over the past few hours, but for those of you who’ve been around Gumshoedom for a while it will probably sound familiar.
The ad is for Jeff Clark’s Advanced Income service from Stansberry & Associates, and it touts two special reports that describe options [...]

"California Overnight Dividends"

“Is it really possible to safely make $5,500 or more, in cash, in the next 24 hours?”
That’s how they open this teaser for a new investment newsletter from Stansberry and Associates, called Jeff Clark’s Advanced Income. And just as an aside, duh, of course you can safely make $5,500 or more in 24 hours [...]