“The Greatest Little Stock Nobody’s Ever Heard Of” (Marc Lichtenfeld)

Now this is a nice promise:

“If This Stock Doesn’t Double Between Now and June 25, I’ll Write You an Apology – Along With a Check for $1,250″
Of course, one assumes that this only applies to the folks who pony up that same $1,250 for a subscription to the Access Research Group newsletter (and, not inconsequentially, [...]

“How to Collect $30,000 to $250,000 in ‘Unclaimed Inheritance Money’ “

That sounds pretty good, right? It’s everyone’s dream, a rich great-uncle that you never knew, and years later you find out that you were left a fortune in his will, and he’s been dead for years and a banker’s knocking at the door trying to give you a bag full of Krugerrands. Ah, [...]

“Photon Beam Technology Kills Cancer in 16 Minutes”

This ad has been crashing in on Gumshoe beach in massive waves over the last week, so I thought it might be time to take a gander. It’s for the Xcelerated Profits report at Mt. Vernon Research — the last time I saw a similar ad it was from Karim Rahemtulla for this same [...]

“Double your money … Guaranteed” Access Group

This is an ad that probably many of you have already seen, from Marc Lichtenfeld for his Access Group newsletter. And yes, like so many ads do, they’re guaranteeing that you’ll double your money if you invest in this idea.
Which gives me a chance for a quick little digression before we dig [...]

“Hunt Down Cancer Cells and Zap them Dead” Access Group

Today’s teaser ad is from Marc Lichtenfeld and his Access Group — they specialize in part on medical and biotech stocks, and the first two ads we’ve looked at them are in that area. The first one was for the “$4 Cancer Detection Device that could go to $196,” which you might remember turned [...]

Access Group: “$4.75 Cancer Detection Device co. could got to $196″

This one comes in from what looks to be a new newsletter service called “The Access Group” that will run you $2,750 a year. Phew. This is a service that they claim will enable individual investors to get access to the kind of research hedge fund companies used to pay these analysts $30,000 [...]