Virtual ATM: Punch in the “P.I.N.#” UNY85 and Withdraw $750 Instantly

I’ve gotten a lot of questions about this latest ad for Lee Lowell’s new Instant Money Trader — he tells us that this is the “Safest Income Strategy on Earth,” and that it’s the “only strategy that pays you first — without you having to buy anything or pay out any cash whatsoever.”
Lowell is an [...]

“Legally ‘Pirate’ $109,122 from Six Corporate Accounts”

There are two great things about being a marketing copywriter — first, if you put it in quotes, you can say almost anything … and second, there are already a thousand successful ideas out there, you don’t need to come up with a new one each time you’re looking for an angle.
This time [...]

“America’s #1 Millionaire Maker” – Tom Dyson

Tom Dyson edits the 12% Letter — a newsletter that, you will probably be unsurprised to hear, aims to recommend investments that provide high income using dividends (and other strategies).
His publisher has been pushing out an ad lately that touts their “dividend capture” strategy, which I don’t have the heart to describe yet [...]

“Screw You! — Scam the Richest CEOs in America”

One of the introductions to this ad reads thus:

“Use this code: CKUCU.
“If you go to your brokerage account today… type in stock ticker COF… and enter the code’s 5 letters – you’ll receive $920 within 5 minutes.”
But the more fun introduction, the one that’s probably really getting peoples’ attention, is this:
“Use Code [...]

A Good Old Fashioned Newsletter Fight

I don’t see this very often, but it looks like there’s a little battle brewing between Ian Cooper and Rob Fannon … or probably more precisely, between Stansberry & Associates and Angel Publishing.
I don’t know if this has anything to do with it, but the two seem linked in several “sincerest form of [...]

“Anonymous Bank Wires” from Income Tripler

I do miss the heady, fun days of the bull market, when you could get excited about a nice lil’ teaser about a growth stock that promised 1,000% returns … those were good times. Now, unfortunately, it seems that individual investors are getting a little smarter — they’ve seen that a promise of a [...]

“The Gibraltar Strategy: A Better Way to Generate Extra Income” — Karim Rahemtulla

I’m sure a number of you have seen the email ad for Karim Rahemtulla’s Strategic Income newsletter … here’s what he promises in exchange for your subscription fee of $1,250:

“‘Gibraltar Strategy’ Cranks Out 10-Times More Cash From Stocks Than Dividends”
Sounds good, no? It gets better!
“On October 16, a handful of income-seekers had the opportunity [...]

“Retirement Recovery Insurance uses 100-F Documents”

Dan Amoss has added a new twist to the “100-F” teaser that I wrote about here a couple months ago, so I’m adding a new twist as well. He’s now calling this “Retirement Recovery Insurance,” and using examples of folks like laid-off auto workers who are using this strategy to make more money than [...]

“Surety Income Certificates MUST Pay You Money!” Rahemtulla

When the world looks bleak, the skies darken, and the locusts appear to be swarming on CNBC, we can always count on one thing: Newsletter editors will be trying whatever they can to convince you that they see the way forward, or that they have a safe haven for your money.
Karim Rahemtulla [...]

Fake Names for Options Trading … a Vacation Special

OK, so the vacation rerun pile is getting a little thin here … thought you might be interested in seeing all of the many ads that have been sent in the past year promising that you can get cash payouts that are better than dividends, and easy as pie.
These ads all tout one version or [...]