“Lock in” Gains with “Minimum Notes” — True Income

Quite a number of you have sent notes to me about these, um, notes lately — if you’re on many of the newsletter or financial mailing lists you’ve probably seen them, too. This is a teaser that promises …

“Buy this investment today and “lock in” a minimum gain of 244% (It could possibly [...]

Mega Bonds: Closest thing to a perfect investment?

Many of the delightful readers of Gumshoe Nation have sent in this ad, for the True Income service from Stansberry & Associates. As with so many ads these days, it teases us that, (if we’ll just subscribe and follow their advice), we can make tremendous profits with lower risk.
Here’s how it [...]

Magic Pill? “This is the kind of situation that can change your life …”

Stansberry & Associates’ Phase 1 Investor newsletter is teasing us about shares of a drug company: “On March 30, FDA results we’ve waited 2 years to receive could make you $195,600, overnight” — and they quote Porter Stansberry as saying that “This is the kind of situation that can change your life… where a $10,000 stake can allow you to literally quit work, forever.” Sounds nice, eh?

“Secured Investment Contracts: Legally Obligated 181% Gains” Stansberry

Phew, just when you think things are slowing down for the summer … out comes a new concept in Gumshoe teaserdom. Porter Stansberry’s folks are launching a new service, called True Income, which invests in something a little bit different … something that they’re teasing as “finally, a safe alternative to stocks!”
The service is [...]

“Drive-Thru Retirement Project: Monthly Dividends” Solved

Whatever they’re paying the copywriters at Stansberry & Associates, it’s not enough. This stuff is pure gold! Drive-Thru Retirement … now that’s a good idea. I’ll take the Super Size Value Combo, please!
The latest ad from S&A is for a new service they’re providing, a monthly dividend tracking system of some kind, [...]