Transaction ID: 896***AE7 — Pay $1 and Legally “Secure” 110% Gains?

This is a teaser from Mike Williams for his True Income service, so there are a few of you out there who already know what I’m about to share — but it’s an ad that’s catching a lot of attention, so I thought I should give it a look.
The ad teases that there’s a “Transaction [...]

“Protected Certificates: Mandated Gains, Guaranteed” — True Income

“U.S. Gov’t Mandates Texas Media Giant To Pay You 127% Gain By Sep. 15, 2010
“Right now, a little-known Federal Law requires certain U.S. companies pay investors 100% gains or more – WITHOUT touching the stock market.
“Already in 2009, these investments have crushed the S&P 500 by more than 500%, according to The Washington [...]

“Lock in” Gains with “Minimum Notes” — True Income

Quite a number of you have sent notes to me about these, um, notes lately — if you’re on many of the newsletter or financial mailing lists you’ve probably seen them, too. This is a teaser that promises …

“Buy this investment today and “lock in” a minimum gain of 244% (It could possibly [...]

Mega Bonds: Closest thing to a perfect investment?

Many of the delightful readers of Gumshoe Nation have sent in this ad, for the True Income service from Stansberry & Associates. As with so many ads these days, it teases us that, (if we’ll just subscribe and follow their advice), we can make tremendous profits with lower risk.
Here’s how it [...]

Get your “Scheduled Distribution” Now — Better than Stocks!

“On June 15th, 2009, Dayton Superior Corp. is required by federal law to pay investors a 97% ‘Scheduled Distribution’ …
“Right now, more than 100 companies are issuing abnormally large, 1-day payouts to their investors …
“And while most companies are cutting their dividends – or doing away with them entirely – these ‘Scheduled Distributions’ are [...]

“Bulletproof your Portfolio”

This one comes in from the folks at Investors Daily Edge, in an ad for a new service of theirs called The Bond Trader, run by a guy named Steve McDonald.
So you will not be shocked to hear that this teaser is about investing in debt, not in equity — lending your money to corporations, [...]

“Secured Investment Contracts: Legally Obligated 181% Gains” Stansberry

Phew, just when you think things are slowing down for the summer … out comes a new concept in Gumshoe teaserdom. Porter Stansberry’s folks are launching a new service, called True Income, which invests in something a little bit different … something that they’re teasing as “finally, a safe alternative to stocks!”
The service is [...]