That’s just stupid.
But it is the subject line of the latest teaser pitch from the Oxford Club for their membership and their Communique newsletter — the subject reads, “The One Stock Obama Doesn’t Want You to Know About.”
Why? Well, it’s not even really implied in the ad message that follows — which is about the banning of incandescent light bulbs as a national energy-saving plan.
But they’re teasing a company that they say has the manufacturing chops to manufacture the new, more efficient light bulbs that will be needed more inexpensively. Is that what’s supposed to make President Obama want you to be “in the dark” about the name of the company? I don’t get it.
OK, fine, I do get it: The folks at the Oxford Club are no dummies, and if you say something inflammatory about President Obama in your subject line it means there’s a better chance that your email will be opened — particularly by the grouchy, older, relatively well-off white men who tend to be Republican, and who are the core readership for all investment newsletters.
It’s not just Obama, of course — they did the same thing with George Bush before him, and Bill Clinton before that. Apparently polarizing political figures make people want to open their email.
Does the President want the maker of efficient light bulbs to be secret? Don’t be stupid. If he thinks about them at all (I’m guessing he’s a bit too busy, frankly), he’s wanting the free market to do what the free market does: Allow room for innovation within a regulatory framework, and use regulations to spur demand for more energy efficient products (like tax breaks for Energy Star appliances, or auto fuel efficiency standards), which tends to help increase efficiency and lower prices as volumes climb.
But that’s beside the point — I just can’t resist a little blather. And yes, I know, you have strong feelings about Obama, or Bush, or light bulbs. If you insist on sharing those feelings, you can do so in the comment box below. Those feelings are irrelevant to the current teaser that I will get to starting … now:
“You may have heard that the government is banning the 100-watt light bulb… And very soon the 75-, 60- and 40-watt bulbs as well.
“Now, some people think that a light bulb is trivial, but we believe Americans can decide how to light our homes just fine on our own.
“And now the government is trying to take away our choices.
“But one small company is saving Americans from the dreaded ‘light bulb law’
“While competitors are lobbying to force Americans to buy their bulbs, this company has instead created a better bulb that consumers will want anyway.
“It’s competing its way to bigger profits, instead of lobbying for them.”
So who is this light bulb innovator? Apparently they’ve developed a product that is …
“… 78% more efficient than an ordinary bulb and lasts 25 times longer… Saving the average homeowner about $6,975.”
And it’s making the bulbs cheaper, we’re told:
“this company is changing the game…
“It’s developed a way to mass-produce the product and sell it much cheaper than anything on the market.
“Yet most American’s have never hea